Search Engine Terms Awards
Yes, even search engine terms long to be noticed and adorned.
Below I’ve listed some of the less common search engine terms that led people to my blog. In my infinite desire to process and analyze and sort data, (and to chuckle), I have spent hours scanning through thousands of words to create a list of my favorites. (Yes, this is what I do for amusement.)
“Search engine term awards?” You query, with a wry grin.
“Well, yes! Why the heck not?” I quibble, with a devious wink.
The Picturing in my Mind Award
naked man with a butterfly on his buttock
The Sweetness Award
memory of a little girl who once danced like a butterfly
innocent women pics
The Spit-with-Laughter on my Keyboard Award
invasion of the body snatchers kill and replace
organizing a messy aspergerian
Collective term for sloths
The Shades of Aspie Award
addicted to aspergers man
Sexy Asperger girl
Everyday naked people
Your sexy grandmother
wooing aspergers girls
do dominant guys like asperger girls
hot guys with asperger’s
aspies in bikinis
best female voluptuous sensual nude body
how i surprised my hubby for his birthday- naked
The Must Answer Award
can women with aspergers be sexy (Oh, Yes!)
asperger’s brain vs normal brain (Asperger’s wins)
do all aspergers girls lack empathy (nope, but you might)
how to tell if an aspergers guy likes you (ask him)
What are qualities women with aspergers want in a man (authenticity, humor, honesty, nice butt and eyes)
Can aspie girls be popular (yes)
What’s normal (good question)
why do aspies hardly text back (I think there might be another reason)
how to tell someone you have aspergers (I have Aspergers)
is it true girls lose their ass (no, last time I checked there were no assless women)
How do you make an Asperger man to love you (You learn proper grammar)
why are asperger people handsome (Because they radiate truth)
how to tell if someone with aspergers likes you (If they talk to you and compliment you all the time, send you little gifts, and smoother you in love)
do people with asburgers understand humor? (I’m laughing at your spelling!)
The Heart Smile Award
i am in love with an aspergers girl
caution i may hug you
embrace the beauty
aspergers visions god
what is aspergers indigo world change
incarnated angels asperger’s syndrome
for my song is a lullaby to soothe your soul…
i’m female, intelligent, emotional, imaginative – Asperger
need a list of care to take care of myself to look feminine everyday and pretty, beautiful for my husband to be?
my son has aspergers what is your superpower
The What the Frick? Award
not using the aspergers anymore
aspergers love to fish
husband hears wife ask rapist to please come again
Watch Out! Award
why am i attracted to other men than my husband all the time
Been There, Done That Award
aspergers crying music
asperger i cant help my blank stare
aspergers fixations love dependency
aspergers too much caffeine
aspergers need to escape reality
seven truths we must accept about our ego
aspergers in children wont sleep and wont mind
aspergers need to write lists
aspergers mixing up words
choking on saliva while awake
I’m falling inlove
Why I can’t keep my friends, am I too intense
What to do when you are losing your mind
doll hiding closet scary
So Me Award
lady with messy hair & no makeup
california burger veggie patties real good food from this good earth
My Cupid Award
how to get to an asperger girls heart ( you just did)
Great unplugged concert. Love the second song…..sigh…..
28 thoughts on “Day 217: And the Award Goes to….”
Very good post,thought inspiring!
Hmmm…I meant “Olskool”,LOL,forgot where I was logged in again!
That’s okay….I kind of know DC 🙂
Interesting what goes on in people’s heads…. 🙂 Thanks for the comment
“Interesting what goes on in people’s heads…. ” Yes it very mucan be 🙂
ROFL! You have to teach me how to find how someone searches for your blog! i have no idea but i see posts like this from time to time. Should I search “vampires naked” for the answer? 😉 How on Earth did someone get here from that?! Did I miss that post? 😉
Go to W in left hand corner of your screen. Scan down to Stats. Click on Stats. You’ll see a white screen. Look on the left column for terms used. click on upper right in blue ink, “Summaries” That will set you up. 😉
Glad you liked…. I have written posts on vampires and used naked a couple times….lol….. I love the man’s butt butterfly tattoo and aspies in bikinis….who searches for that? lol…. Hugs! 🙂
Oh, this made me smile. c: Which is good, because I’d gone and put myself into ‘sad mode’.
Sorry about your sad mode. 🙂 Great hearing that you smiled. Hugs. 🙂
Hugs are nice. 😀
Love, love, love! So much laughter and it’s only 7:54 a.m. It’s going to be a great day. Thanks for the great start!!! 🙂
Oh, I am so happy to hear. I got a good laugh of of some of them, as so nice that you could, too. You are very welcome. 🙂
LOL!!! I like how creative you got with this…people search for the craziest things lol
Giggles. Laughing with you. Thank you for your kind words. 🙂
The top photo looks like a little corner of Jamaica! (I’ve never seen an assless girl either… good word, assless!) Your post made me chuckle. 🙂
That is a palm tree in the warm tropical island of Maui in the state of Hawaii, USA. 🙂 lol…glad you haven’t seen an assless girl…I’d be worried. 🙂
Not sure how I totally missed this post…amazing you analyzed these search terms. 🙂 All awards perfect — like you! xo Much Love
Probably because I posted in the same 24 hours. 🙂 I am odd to analyze the terms…but it does settle and relax my brain. And it was fun, in an odd way. teehee. Thanks for the kind words. xoxox 🙂 .
I would like to analyze mine – but we may be different here as I think I’d get a migraine 🙂 When we meet you will help me! Yours was so interesting… Ok – -into the tub I go – -have a cyst under my eyelid – lovely – killing – and was just making a bit of progress with my hip — never a dull moment — sweet dreams sea sis!!
My right eye has been acting up all summer….I don’t normally have eye stuff. I hope yours heals super fast…what a pain…!!! Enjoy your bath and may every ripple in the water bring you further peace and healing. Much love. 😉
bath was nice – i soaked my eye. Eye doc in the family who says that’s the best treatment (warm compress/soaks) … no – i don’t usually get eye ails either (not since I was 20 and had a case of conjunctivitis that went down in the textbooks ~ don’t ask) but nothing since… OUCH – another pain sensitive organ. Just woke up with it — just hoping it’s standard fair and doesn’t need excision (some do) … Thank you for vision of ripples of healing – I think it worked 🙂 xo
Wow this was an interesting post and makes one wonder what is driving others to your own site… wish I knew how to do this… thanks for the share…
It’s easy to do. If you need help, let me know. 🙂
Hi Sam: Thanks for not mentioning that it is me who is the one that is searching your site so much. 🙂 haha… Seriously….you must get some interesting e-mails….
lol. You are funny. I don’t check my email related to this blog anymore…lol…I sure hope there is nothing important there. lol. I have had some interesting facebook messages….far too interesting. So glad to know you cutie. ~ Sam
I have noticed some weird ones in my own blog (but I don’t think quite as weird as some of yours). I did a Google search on Kindredspirit23 and got a lot of hits, mostly from the pics I put in my posts. Interesting idea and good post!
Hey Ho, (who you callin’ a ‘ho!) I’ve done search stuff but I turn it around with a…shall I say, “bit of a twist?” Sometimes not much to work with so the posts are sucky, but search for “Search Term Madness.” Majority are there.